If you’re not satisfied, then we’ll give you your satisfaction back—guaranteed. You can take that to the bank. Just make sure you let us know before you do; we may need to move some satisfaction funds around so as not to bounce that proverbial satisfaction check.
Just to be clear, at no point are we guaranteeing any financial transactions—only a good time and music that we enjoy. Those are our terms. You have one day.
“One day for what?” you may ask… They always give an ultimatum.
